1. My pillow back.
2. The return of morning sex in this lifetime. Game of Thrones Spoiler alert: Morning sex with three kids is about as big a surprise as Jon Snow returning from the dead.
3. A noise cancelling car. If my kids start screaming from the back seat like bad Steven Tyler impersonators, the car magically goes to mute.
4. A low-voltage tickle TASER. So that thief in pink PJs will stop stealing my iPhone/alarm clock off my nightstand.
5. A totally safe microscopic organism that can eat the shit (aka disgusting goldfish cracker medley) out of my car seats without harming my children. If the organism farts new car scent – even better.
Bonus: World peace. Ok, I will start with damn peace and quiet for 10 minutes.
Wishing you a wonderful Mother’s Day this weekend!